Vacationing!!!

Well true to my word i have gotten the pictures and I am posting. After our big family reunion thing me the other teens in my home and our mothers went on a little vacation up to this mountain motel/resort place. It was fun very sporty with ATVing and boating and suchness. Its funny most people that know wouldn't say I really enjoy things like that but contrary to their opinion I actually do. One of the aunties in our homes brother owned it so we got to do all this stuff completely free which was cool. The only catch was it was in Quebec and everyone there spoke French and only French so i couldn't understand a word that was going on around me, but i learned a few things one if some one is asking you something in French and you have no idea what their saying just say"wie" ( French for yes) they seem to enjoy it immensely and secondly never get behind the wheel of a four wheeler unless you know exactly what your doing. Believe me I speak from experience on this point, you see while we were there I got the fabulous chance to ride a four wheeler through mountain trails with my brother in the back. we got to the end with out any trouble and it was fun I felt confidant that I had finally mastered the vehicle, The guy we were with told me to turn around but I had a tree in the back and a small hill in front so he told me to just go up it and then turn around. Well me in my wisdom thought i don't want to get stuck so if I floor it I should be fine but Lo and bhold this was a very bad idea below is what happens when you do this... ( this is not me its just picture of someone else doing what i did)




yeah, it was freaky but thankfully we touched ground oka and I didn't die of a heart attack so alls well that ends well. Anyway here are some pics of our time there ( don't mind the ugliness I wasn't really feeling up to looking nice)


My mom and Jo going four wheeling together.




Katrina and her uncle ( the guy who owns the place we stayed at.)



Me and the cousin.



My brother and the uncles girlfriend.




The whole gang.



The beautiful scenery around.



Me learning how to drive, obviously I wasn't playing close enough attention ( I think I gave the poor guy a heart attack).




Us playing pool, I gave a whole new meaning to the word bad.



Us boating I think we spent more time sitting than actually going anywhere.

Hello again!

Hey guys, well I'm back I've actually been back for about a weak but I totally forgot about my blog until i was sitting here savoring my morning coffee and suddenly it popped into my mind. I had lots of fun and there was a whole lot of adventures that I will tell you about. I promise to get the pictures and post them so you shall have pictures and updates very shortly I just gotta type them up. Love you all, smooches and hugs, Have a good day!

Right so...

I haven't been updating not because I've been lazy or negligent or even bored of blogging, it so happens that there is absolutely nothing that is worth a post and in order to not bore you I'm not going to post any of my super mature word quotes. But coming up very soon is going to be this big family reunion thing which hopefully my whole family will be coming to ( Timna you'd better come we all want to see you before we all head off to far flung mission fields). So hopefully i will have some pics and fun stuff to post about. Well till then i will post this cool quote.

It's not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena‚ whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; who knows the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end the high achievement of triumph‚ and who at worst, if he fails while daring greatly, knows his place shall never be with those timid and cold souls who know neither victory nor defeat.—Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)

Go slow!

Dad: Hardly anything can be enjoyed in a hurry or accomplished in a hurry, and you'll not get very far if you're in a hurry. You've got to slow things down, and take time to listen to the Lord most of all. Anyone can run around a hundred miles an hour doing this and doing that, and never really get anywhere. But it takes mighty men and women of God to really stop, look, listen and go slow.

Just relax; slow down; don't rush; don't be hasty; squeeze—don't jerk;—and the Lord will slow everything else down for you if necessary! No use trying to kill yourself! —And you've got to learn to rest in the Lord!—And take it easier!

But you say, "I don't have time to stop and to look and to listen!" If you don't you may never make it! Better late than never! Which is easier: to try to beat the train, to try to plough through the train, jump over the train or just to stop, watch it go by, wait another couple of minutes and it'll be out of your way and you can go peacefully on your way! Trying to force the situation and push your way through just won't work!

I've found out that no matter what I do, the Lord's work will go on—life will go on—the camp will go on! If it's God's Work, nothing will stop it—not even my absence! Praise the Lord? So it doesn't pay to rush around and fret and fume and try to get someplace to do something when you're supposed to be waiting on the Lord to find out for sure just where He wants you to be and what He wants you to do! (ML# 74:28-29, 42-43, 50-51)

Simplicity!

There will be much for you to discover throughout your life on Earth and in Heaven, but you will always find that the most profound truths, the greatest beauty, the most outstanding wisdom, is simple. Simplicity is a hallmark of greatness. (ML# 3302)

Out in the Fields with God

Out in the Fields with God

By Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The little cares that fretted me,
I lost them yesterday,
Among the fields above the sea,
Among the winds at play;
Among the lowing of the herds,
The rustling of the trees;
Among the singing of the birds,
The humming of the bees.

The foolish fears of what might happen,
I cast them all away
Among the clover-scented grass,
Among the new-mown hay;
Among the husking of the corn,
Where drowsy poppies nod,
Where ill thoughts die and good are born—
Out in the fields with God!

Worth it all!

I was talking to someone the other day and they asked me why I choose to be a fulltime childcare worker, they asked what motivated me to do it day in and day out. At first I just shrugged it off and said I don’t know but later on I got to thinking and I wondered to myself what does motivate me to be a childcare worker what keeps me going what makes it all worth it. Being a childcare worker is a day in and day out grueling job, its at the end of a long day after settling the hundredth fight and washing your tenth bottom and comforting a child for the fiftieth time that you start to wonder what the heck am I doing. I mean to most people at the age of seventeen settling down and taking care of someone else kids for eight hours a day is about the furthest thing from there mind. Most people at my age want excitement they want freedom they want to try a bit of everything before they make their decision of what they really want from life. But I’ve already decided, I’ve thrown myself headlong into this ministry and I must say that I do enjoy it. But there are times that I look over my work and think is this really what I want to do, is this really what I’m good at. Other people have these great and glorious ministries of getting out there and winning the world they win disciples they feed sheep and there the ones that you look at and say wow what talent. Or the fundraisers get out there and get the money for the home and there out on the streets all day and everyone looks at them and says wow there really a big help. In the ministry of childcare there are not a lot of big huge victories and things that the whole home will really see, many times if you don’t look up and see how far you’ve come you can tend to feel like you haven’t really done anything big or important. But the rewards of being a childcare worker are far greater when you look at them in the right perspective. When you look at the kids in your care and you see hey I taught him read and I taught him to count, I taught him to go to the bathroom and he knows how to write because I taught him. To others these seem like small things yeah so what if he can read and he can write, so what if he’s potty trained now and can count. As a childcare worker those are big things because you know how much work it is to teach a kid to write, you know how much time it takes for potty training to finally click. You know what you put into it and it’s a thrill to see the outcome, its such a thrill to see that all that work all that time and that attention paid off. Anyway to make a long story short the reason why I am a childcare worker the thing that motivates me to keep doing what I ‘m doing is knowing that no matter how much time I put into it and no matter how much extra work I do in the end its always worth it. What I put into it comes back to me again in the future and hey who knows maybe that kid will be the next Einstein ( hey you never know).

Chinese Dinner

These are some pictures from this Chinese dinner me and my sister made it tasted oh so very scrumptious.

Sleep in heavenly peace....

For some reason people just love to take pictures of me while I'm sleeping, I have like ten pictures of me sleeping and I didn't even want them. Anyway this picture is of me all curled up with my nephew and he looks so cute i wanted to post it.

Pictures!

Don't we all look so pretty.
What can I say we love our tree's.

Sucess and Failure.

Success and Failure

By Edgar Guest

I do not think all failure's undeserved,
And all success is merely someone's luck;
Some men are down because they were unnerved,
And some are up because they kept their pluck.
Some men are down because they chose to shirk;
Some men are high because they did their work.

I do not think that all the poor are good,
That riches are the uniform of shame;
The beggar might have conquered if he would,
And that he begs, the world is not to blame.
Misfortune is not all that comes to mar;
Most men, themselves, have shaped the things they are.

A light at the end of the tunnel!

Religious sayings!

Love!

Oka...

I know I promised pictures but here's the bad news, I recently had to redo my computer because it wasn't working and so I had my lovely mechanical minded brother reinstall everything. But unfortunatly He didn't install PGP right and all my pictures are locked up on my PGP disk so alas I have no way to get my pictures and post them for your viewing pleasure. But my brother will be home tomorrow and I will get him to fix it so very soon you shall have the pictures I promised.

Your all going to love me!

You guys are going to love me, wanna know why??? Because for once I have pictures....Big Grin. Yes, and I will post them as soon as I can get them to load. So hold your breath I will post them.

Did it again!

Well, true to my clumsy self I did it again. Two days ago I went for a bike ride with my two younger brothers, I was supposed to go along to keep an eye on them and make sure they didn't get into any trouble. Well we were biking up and down this hill, we would go up to the top and then fly down it super fast. On the sides of the road were these diches and I remember thinking that one of us would end up crashing into them. Well sure enough I was in the back and my two brothers were in the front and a car came up behind me I tried to move out of the way but I guess I misjudged the edge of the road or something anyway I went flying off the bike and hit my head on the ground. I had a concussion and had to be rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.The werid thing is I can't remember anyting that happened, its just gone. I can't remember going on the bike ride, I can't remember the bike ride, I can't remember the crash. Its all just gone, Its a weird feeling i'll tell you what. I finally came to in the hosipital ( although I'm told I was awake the whole time), I'm fine now just have a bad headache and a few bruises and cuts. But oh well PTL, at least I can say I rode in an ambulence and went to the hospital ( even though I can't remember it).

Spring.

Spring is in the air here, and I am so happy that winter is over. I love spring everything feels so fresh and alive and you just feel like singing.

Kiwi Pie and suchness

Today was a very uneventfull day on the farm. Nothing new happened until I finally decided to mix some excitement into my day. So I decided to Play Basket ball all by myself, didn't go so well though as I ended up chassing the ball more than shooting it. so finally I gave up and went to look for soemhting else to doa nd there i found the unspecting victim, a whole box of Kiwi's and so I decided I was going to make Kiwi pie. Now if you know me I am not a baker Just check out my post about my brothers birthdya cake and you'll understand what I mean. But lo and behold after I had covered myself and the kitchen in flour and other ingredients my Kiwi pie turned out. It looks great and I'm sure it will taste wonderful, you see I haven't actually gotten up the courage to taste it yet it looks so good that I don't want to ruin it. Well there ar ethe events of my uneventful day on my Farm.

Resolution!

Today I made a resolution, you see every day I realize I haven't updated my blog recently and so I tell myself I need to do that but the day rolls by it just dosen't fit in. And so I go about my weeks needing to post, feeling condemed cause I haven't posted, and still not posting. So I've decided that I will no longer feel condemed about not posting, after all this is my blog and I have evey right to post when I feel like it and when I don't. But I promise you that I will try and update but I won't feel condenmed about it. Now I had some really funny pics I was going to post but I couldn't find them, so i will find them and post them for your viewing pleasure shortly until then I wish you all well.

Signs Gone Wrong.

Random!

In my home we have this weird habit of saying random, Like for exsample will start a story and say " Oh my god this random thing happened to me today" or someone will say something out of the blue and we'll all be like " Jeez, that was random" or " O.K....that was random". Its just like a habit we have, and I just realized it a couple week ago at dinner. Not because I was actually listening for it but i was just sitting there listening to everyone talking and I heard it said repeatedly. I immediatly wondered if we always said it or if it was just that night. So you know how when your looking for something you always seem to notice it more, so I noticed over the next few days that everyone including myself have this habit of saying random. Anyway for some random reason I decided to share this with you. Pretty random, Huh?

Potter and Clay.

Down by the house of the potter
I went with the Lord one day,
And I watched while he slowly fashioned
A vessel from plastic clay.
Slowly on the wheel he turned it,
Shaping it with patient skill
Till the plastic clay was molded,
According to the Master's will.
But as I watched His working
He turned with a look of pain,
For the vessel in His hands was fractured,
His work seemed alas in vain.
Something in the clay had marred it,
Somewhere there has been a strain,
And the work must be suspended,
The potter must begin again.
Then as I watched and wondered
He took up the clay once more,
And around on the wheel he turned it,
And fashioned it o'er and o'er.
Patiently he pressed and shaped it
With a bright and smiling face,
Till at last from the wheel he took it,
A vessel of surpassing grace.
O Lord, Thou art our Potter
And we the plastic clay,
Mold us to Thy perfect will,
And lead us in Thy way.

David and Goliath.

I found this adorable video that I made with my nephews and nieces awhile ago and thought i'd post it for remeeberance sake.

Right..so.

I know I know I've been unfaithful to my blog and toally ingorned it for far to long. The thing is i really have not had anything intresting to post about, I've been racking my brian for the past few weeks and no grand or genius plan has come to mind. So I've been kinda giving it a rest until some stroke of genius hits me ( if it ever does). But I decided today that I can be untrue to my poor dear blog no more so I have determined to post some thing whether it is intreting or not just for the sake of saying I posted something. Thus volia this post, and hopefully if your really lucky a few more.

Me...again.

Gosh, I have been totally and completly ignoring this blog. I am sorry that all of avid readers ( If I have any) have had to open my blog only to find the same boring old post. The thing is I have been going through some blogger blues and frankly have nothing to write about. But contrary to what most bloggers would do i am not going to delete this blog I will just try very very hard to find something to post about. But not right now because I am very busy having a wonderful Feast. So stay posted and i'll try to do some updating soon. adios, kisses and hugs all around. Yours Truly.

New Year! ( Yes Its very late)

Well Happy New Year, I was planning on making this huge post on New Years but I forgot and well time flys and here I am on the twelth and as is my habit posting very late. Well I hope you all had a rock them sock em New Years! I reallly don't have much to say about this New Year for me it was fun time ( mostly because i was so happy to be done the christmas push). Well have a great year ahead ya'll Enjoy, Love the lord, and be a all around good disciple. Love You!

Update.

Well that is me up there after the last last few weeks as I said in earlier posts christmas and the weekend after were extremly hectic. Than fianlly I was back home and I think it got more stressing. Not that things got busier it was just getting back and you know planning kids school and having meetings and scheduling WNR's time off extra ( not that I do this but still I feel the stress for those who did). I had a little vacation a couple days ago and it felt great, just to get some time to relax and finish up the stuff I needed to get done was very rewarding. I completly missed posting for new year there was alot happening and we didn't really do much for new years but it was fun in its own way. This year has just been so amazing, not because something outstanding happened or that I had soem really great wonderful experenice. But because in so many little small ways the lord has made this year worth it all. I'll post a new years post for you all, and most of all just for the heck of it after this. Well the brings me to an end of the recap of my few weeks.

I miss my home!!!

I miss that beautiful wonderful property up there. Yes that is my house and I miss it. Its so beautiful and quiet, no loud annoying people playing loud annoying music on their loud annoying speakers. ( Yes thats alot of loud annoying things.) I miss the kids, I miss my room, and my beautiful bed. Oh i can't wait to go home tomorrow. (Taps red heels together and chants " I wish i were home, I wish I were home.")

Joke!

21 Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation

As Hostage Taker:

1. Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana
Scully.

2. Have one of the hostages hold your gun while you make a quick
trip to the bathroom.

3. Let one hostage go to the bathroom. When he doesn't return,
send the others to see what's taking him so long.

4. Agree to let the hostages go, after doing so, make your
demands.

5. Rig the building to explode if someone tries to go through the
door, then remember that you forgot to lock your car and leave
the room.

6. Confuse the detonator for your explosive booby-traps with your
garage door opener.

7. Tell the negotiator that you'd rather choke on tear gas than
let the hostages go.

8. Allow one of the hostages to win possession of your gun
because of a rock paper scissors tournament.

9. Forget your gun at home.

10. Run away bawling like a baby when one of your hostages calls
you a "meanie".



As Negotiator:

1. Ask the hostage taker if he/she would like to go to dinner
after the stand-off.

2. When hearing the demands suddenly yell into the phone, "It's
always you you you! What about my needs?!"

3. When you call the hostage taker, tell him you'd like a large
thick crust pepperoni and snicker loudly.

4. Show up stoned and don’t do anything at all.

5. When the hostage taker lists his demands yell into the phone
"La la la la! I can't hear you!"

6. Mention how much income tax the hostage taker will have to pay
if he/she gets the F-15 he/she wants.

7. Tell the hostage taker that you think Rosanne Barr should play
him in the TV movie of the stand-off.

8. Tell the hostage taker you think it would be really cool if a
hostage came flying out of a 52nd story window.

9. Tell the hostage taker that he must convert to Hindu if he
wants you to deal with him.

10.When the hostage taker agrees to let the hostages go tell him,
"You're never gonna be on COPS with a wussy attitude like that."

Christmas time!?

Yes, don't tell me I'm overly late in wishing you all a merry christmas, in fact there's really no use in wishing you one because its already gone but oh well. Christmas this year was...special. I felt more like a scrooge than anything else. I was gone on the fundriasing push for ten days and came back christmas eve fully exchausted and really seriously wishing to never ever EVER see a car light again. I spent christmas cleaning and cooking a huge dinner mostly by my self, which of course had all its beautiful little mess ups. Like raw boiled potatoes ( its a skill to make these almost impossible really), uncooked meat, late dinners, and etc. Than after a half day rest day its back again for my facvorite past time...( drum roll please)...car ligthing. Yes, out here again for yet another weekend of funraising, let me tell you what I REALLY hate lights. This is turning into a really grumpy post which is really not nice. actually its not so bad being down here has its fun times, its laughs, its niceties, and yes its tireing times too. But overall i'm just thankful i've lived through yet another year, that all my family is still here and we've grown by a few more. I'm thankful for all the wonderful things i've gotten to do this year, for the wonderful people i've met, for the fun times i've had. I'm so very thankful for the changes i've made this year, and most of all i'm thankful for another year with jesus. Happy Birthday Jesus, your the reason for the season.

The concert jungle?

Despite the many things about this city that make it somewhat undesirable to some I have grown a soft spot for it. Its got its charm in some ways. I actually quite like it, its got something about it that gives its something special. I ecspecially like the people its such a wide mix you can just sit there and watch all kinds of strange people pass and no one even looks twice at them. Its great, new york has definitly created its own soft spot.

The Perfect Home.

It seems my wandering days have now ended
This gypsy's got to stop his roam
Time to establish a lasting work
But, first to find "The Perfect Home."

Lets start with on fire outreachers
A dozen world shiners will do
All of them single with no children
Ready to witness the whole day through.

Four top-notch hard working handymen
With a full line of new power tools
And a stock of endless material
Let them start with a brand new pool.

Finances -give me abundance
Kings, windfalls -we'll never run short
Clear off the back lot tomorrow
And make us a new tennis court.

Teens without any problems
JETTs on JJT all the day
Babies content and so quiet
Young kids that always obey.

The best teachers and cooks and drivers
Old friends, and those who provision
All the sexiest sisters I know
Now I'm really getting the vision.

Plenty of live music when needed
Inspirations by Jeremy and Vas
Outreach always on Easy Street
The best Home that ever there was.

How shall I find them I wonder?
I know, through the website I'll comb
I just don't think I can make it
Unless it's the most perfect Home.
- - -
But what of the simple folks I now live with?
I might miss their funny little ways
We have grown a lot together
Should I let some of them stay?

Their kids can behave like such rascals
And sometimes bring me to tears
But they have grown a lot since I met them
And made progress all through the years.

They are quite faithful daily plodders
And do the very best that they can
Would the grass really be greener
In my imaginary far off land?

Could it be that God's idea of perfection
Is very much different from mine?
Have my goals become self centered?
Am I the one way out of line?

Maybe I need a little more perfecting
Is Gods way up still the way down?
Does He really choose those little people
To give the biggest and bestest of crowns?

Lord help me be yielded and loving
Doing my best to give all
And trust You fully and wholly
To follow wherever You call.

It seems You have chosen the foolish
To confound the world full of wise
And the place where You have now set me
May be my blessing in disguise.

Maybe I don't need to go searching
For gold that may turn out to be chrome
I may already have the right makings
That for me is the Most Perfect Home.

10 reasons why Jesus is perfect for me.

#1. He can read my thoughts, and he still sticks around.
#2. He see's me at my worst, and never says a word.
#3. I can be the ugliest and fattest I've ever been and he still says I'm beautiful.
#4. I can croak out songs to him in my most off key voice and he loves it.
#5. I can be anywhere in the world and never move away from him.
#6. I can come up with any queston and he still has an answer for me.
#7. He never laughs at my stupid jokes and dumb moves.
#8. He can be anything that I need.
#9. He's paitient and tender but still has a stern rebuke.

but the number one reason that he is just so perfect for me is...
#10. He loves me.
#8.

Crazy Me!

I just realized what a crazy loon I can be sometimes. The other day I was doing car lighting and I went to the bathrom for a pee break. I was going back out and i went to open the door but a guy was on the other sde trying to get in so I stepped back so he could open the door but he motioned for me to open the door. So I strated opening it but right then he stepped up to open it too and I rammed right into him. Hee Hee! I felt so bad and he had this huge lump on his head from it.
Another time I was doing a car light and I was walking back, I was looking down on my can and rearranging my posters so i wasn't paying attention to what's in front of me and I walked right into telphone pole when I looked up there was a cop car right beside me and he was laughing his head off.
I guess the lord does these things to keep humble and help me realize I'm nothing without him. In fact with out him I'd probably be a mess. ( Wait I think it's a little too late for that.)Grin.

My little Love!

This is my little lovebug, I've taken care of him since he was this small. He's so big now, and so smart too. ( Yes, I am a dotting aunt. I just love nephews and nieces to much.)

Potty Training Blues!

No people fear not I am not potty training myself rather the adorable little munchin up there. I have recently taken up the challenge of potty training the litle guy after I realized that he will be three in about two months. I decided that three was just to old to be wearing diapers, so I took up the challenge and I realized why he is not potty trained. Potty trianing is exchausting annoying and sometimes just down right yucky. I'm not only trying to train him to use the potty but also the whole home to put him there. I find myself more often than not walking around the house asking whoevers with him if they put him on the potty yet. And then going back every five minutes and reminding them. But you know what, I am sure that once I have suceeded potty training will be a breeze. ( This is me wishfully thinking.)

No sprained ankles.

Well that is were I will spending the next few weeks of my life. At traffic lights, I have no sprained ankle and i have not fallen deathly ill so like it or not i'm off to the city till christmas eve. Well, hopefully people are feeling the love of the season and will be exceptionally nice. PTL!

Its here again!

Well its here again christmas has once again burst upon us bring with it joy, cheer, good will to all men, and in my part of the world tons and tons of snow. Christmas always gives me this warm fuzzy feeling inside I guess it the majic of the season of something. I love christmas its brings back so many memories of waking up christmas morning to find that mom and dad had been hard at work filling our stockings and wrapping presents. I remember sitting around the living room christmas eve and reading the old christmas story that really can never lose it beauty or charm. I remember watching my mom cooking a big christmas dinner and waiting for the day when i would be old enough to help her. I remember watching football after dinner and washing piles of dishes. Yes, christmas is a wonderful time of year!

Busy busy busy!

I am oooooohhhhh so very busy right now, from now until Christmas eve I shall be fundraising every weekend. Oh woe is me! I am dreading it trying to think of a way to avoid and and deep down in my heart resigning myself to fate. Maybe I can purposly sprain my ankle, and that way I won't have to go. Well a Happy thanksgiving to you all!

Happiness is...

I have been learning something very improtant lately and it has caused some earth shaking revolutions in my life. I'm a very carnal person just as we all are, and I tend to base my happiness on the things around me the things I can get from this world. I decide whether i'm happy by how I feel, If I feel unfullfilled and bored than I start to question things and murmer and pretty soon I end up in a pool of negativeity and unhappiness. But when I was having P&P time the other day the lord ponited out to me that happiness is not a state of being but a state of mind. Now that caused the thinking process in my head to start, if happiness was a state of mind and NOT a state of being...than it didn't matter how I was feeling or where I was or what I was doing I could still be happy. HMMMMMM!!! You see no matter where you are your mind is always with you so if you decide that no matter what you going to be happy than you will be. Of course this isn't always easy as humans we tend to let circumstances and conditions sway our natural reasoning, but its a matter of seperating the carnal from the spiritual and entering into that place where happiness abounds no matter what. I am at this point still working on it, but i assure you its worth it.

Blank Mind Syndrome!

I have nothing on my mind right now, my mind is complelty blank...which is completly and totally odd. My thoughts are as follows : " Hmmmmmmmmm, why am I posting? Good question tiff, why are you posting. I mean you haven't posted in awhile but......lalaalalalala....dumb dumb dumb....blank bank.". I just though I should let you guys know that...and now i'm going to stop before i get any dumber.

HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN

HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
(Ladies, you may want to take notes.)

He does not have a beer gut,He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet,He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is not stupid,He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He does not get lost all the time,He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He is not balding,He is in Follicle Regression.
He is not a cradle robber,He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk,He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not have his head up his butt,He suffers from Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
He is not short,He is Anatomically Compact.
He does not have a rich daddy,He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not constantly talk about cars,He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He does not have a hot body,He is Physically Combustible.
He is not unsophisticated,He is Socially Challenged.
He does not eat like a pig,He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He is not a bad dancer,He is Overly Caucasian.
He is not a sex machine,He is Romantically Automated.
He does not hog the blankets,He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig,He has Swine Empathy.
He does not undress you with his eyes,He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
He is not afraid of commitment,He is Monogamously Challenged.

Life or something like it

Golly golly gosh!!! Life is changing so fast, I'm in one of those thoughtful moods where you all of a sudden realize how much has changed. I just looked around me and realized things are really really diffrent. There's only three of us nine children left and the youngest is going to be a JETT thats almost scary. My baby brother is going to be a Jett and my other one just turned a Junior teen. My sisters are all moved or married and i'm the only girl left, not a fun position to be in I must tell you. I was looking through some old pictures and I found these really ugly dorky ones of me, I thought I'd post them for your viewing pleasure and to sorta liven this blog up.











Gosh I feel so beautiful ow that i look at these, HA HA HA HA!!!!

Prayer Works!

Thank you whoever prayed for me I am feeling much better the pain is almost completly gone! Its still a little painful and the top of my head and eyes still feel a little pressured but the pain is much less and at times none at all. Thank you so much for you prayer support, I love you!!!! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!! Please keep your prayer fires burning.

Thank You!

Dear Love,
I thank you for everything! I thank you for the tests that make me stronger! I thank you for the pain so that through it I become so much closer to you! I thank you for afflictions because through them I learn that I am nothing and you are everything! I thank you for what you see fit to bring my way because I am proud to know that I am worthy enough to suffer for your name! I thank you that through the darkness you shine like a beacon of light! I love you, and cannot express my thankfulness enough.

Prayer Request!

I am here to avail myself of some much needed prayer power. For the past week I've been getting these intense headaches, but there not just headaches they are this intense pressure on my head and top of my mouth. It is super painful and makes it really hard to think or do anyting. Please pray that I can find what is wrong and that the pain will complelty dissaper. Thanks so much, I love you all.

Never say to a cop.

>>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
>>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. (OK in Texas)
>>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
>>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>>8. I pay your salary!
>>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
>>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no Other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you Been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,” Gee Officer your Eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

An answer to him that asks.

Some one commented on my blog and the comment was less than tastefully, in fact it was infuirating. I deleted it just as I will do with any comments that involve any derogatary or negative spin on my life. I just wanna let anybody who may feel its their duty to inform me of what a "mistake" my life is that I am extremly HAPPY with my life. I am a full time 110% disciple of the family international and I am loving every minute of it. I will not nor wish to any time soon leave this life because I am fullfilled and excited doing what i'm doing this qoute sums up my feelings to a tee:


We're disciples. We're professional Christians who take our work for God seriously. We've devoted our lives to His service, to reaching the world with His message, to living His Word, to being a sample of full-time discipleship, to preaching the meaty Endtime message of the Words of David, to loving Him with all of our heart, soul, mind, body, and strength. That's what being a disciple in the Family is about--not movies, music, sex, drinking, Internet use, computer games, food, entertainment, fashion, free time, money, hanging out, etc. As disciples we get to partake of those things, but that's not supposed to be the most important aspect of Family life.
274. My profession, like that of thousands and thousands of other Family members, is discipleship. That's what I do, that's what I am, that's what I live for, that's what I'll die for. If tomorrow the Lord sends me to a place where there's no videos, no Internet, no music, no pleasures of this life, then I'll still serve Him, because I love Him and because that's what I'm committed to.
275. Discipleship is a tough profession. It requires a high standard in spirit and behavior. It requires forsaking all, obedience, yieldedness, and willingness to do the job even if everything isn't to your liking--even if nothing is to your liking! As a disciple, sometimes you have to carry on when everything and everyone seems to be against you, when you feel so down you don't see how you can last one more minute. On top of it, you have the Devil and his minions such as Lethargy, Pan, Bacchus, Selvegion and Apotheon (see ML #3400:169-187, GN 992) trying with all their might to convince you to give up, and if they can't get you to do that, then to compromise.
276. Discipleship is a hard profession. Not many take it up, and many of those who do, eventually give it up. Why? Because it's a difficult life. It's extremely rewarding, but at times extremely difficult. Even in Jesus' day, when the going got tough and the message got strong, "many of His disciples went back, and walked no more with Him" (John 6:66). When Jesus asked the 12 if they'd go too, Peter answered succinctly, with a powerful message as to why we are disciples, why we serve God every day, why we have chosen such a difficult profession: "Lord, to whom shall we go? Thou hast the words of eternal life. And we believe and are sure that Thou art that Christ, the Son of the living God" (John 6:68-69).
(Professionals, The [#3399])

That is exactly why I am here and that exactly what I will continue to be no matter what anyone else says I am and will always be a DISCIPLE.

The end of a hobby...

I am officially retireing http://www.teachmetime.blogspot.com/ it was my pet project for a whole of two weeks but it was a young lover and our relationship is over, goodbye my two week old blog....

I miss you already!

Well sam and maria have officially left our home, I am so sad. They were some very great people, they added a special bit to our home. They just left this morning and i'm not even home and I already miss them. Its funny how fast you can become attached to someone.

Sam and maria you guys were great, You filled a very big place in our home and I know we'll never be the same without you. when you guys first came i was leary about poeple who i didn't know at all, but now i can definitly say that I love you. I miss you guys lots and lots, Hope I'll meet up with you guys again some day. Give the kids my love and let them know i miss the little rascels. smoooches!!!! Sob Sob...

Randomness...

I warn you this will be a very random post, i am just posting for posting sake and not because i actually have any important words of wisdom to pass on to you. ( not that i ever do).

I was talking with someone the other day and some how we got on the subject of hobbies. It dawned on me that I do not have a hobby. Now this was not a new revalation to me I have tried many diffrent skills and ahve tried my upmost and very best to hone them but ti never really seems to stick. I tried guitar for a little bit but after I noticed an increasing need for ear doctors for my fellow home memebers I dropped that. I then tried key bored but after a few failed attempts to get my songs actually sounding like songs I gave up that as well. next on the list writing, but that ended in falure when I could never get past the first sentence in anything I tried to write. Next I tried knitting, but after using up a ball of yarn on what was supposed to be a scarf and ended up a ball of jumbled knots i accepted knitting was just not my forte. all that to say is i do not have a hobby, and i can not find one. whats a poor girl to do? Maybe i'll try sleeping or eating those are hobbies i could do with no poblem.

In other random thoughts give soemone a hug today, don't read this a walk away go right now and give someone a hug. Its certaintly a much more effective way to waste your time that just reading this post....

Like i said go give someone a hug what are you still reading this post for.....

you don't get it do you...

oka like pronto.

My new pet project!

I started a new blog called Teachers corner, It a blog I made for teachers to get ideas from other teachers as well as links to sites with resorces and what not. Check it out it still a work in progress but i'm pretty proud of it the link is http://www.teachmetime.blogspot.com/. enjoy!

Embarrssing moments.

The other I took our dog for a walk I walked him all through the neighborhood and then came back. I went in the kitchen and was getting some water when i noticed that the back of my pants felt kinda odd so I reached back and there was a huge rip going all the way down the back. HA HA HA!!! Of course me miss absent minded didn't notice it till after walking through the town. Well praise the lord, whatever it takes to keep me humble!!!

The Best Mom!

Happy Birthday Mommy!!! When I think of the word mommy I think of you, I don't think that there is a better mother in the whole world. Of course every kid probable thinks that of there parent, but to me you really are the BEST. Your always there when us kids need you, You always have an answer for us even if its not the one we want to hear. You have an enormus amount of paitience, and your full of love. I love you so much Mom!!! Lots of kisses and hugs from me to you, have a Happy birthday Mom.

My bathroom!

Everything is so up in the air right now in our home our schedule changes almost every week because of diffrent plans changing. People are moving and you know how hectic things can get when there are boxes and bags pilled up. Everyone is so worn out and tired,me ecspeacially. It seems I should be used to this since i've been through more moves in the past few years than in my whole life but I guess I never will get used to the confusion that reins supreme when changes happen. But I found the solution to my problem the other day, the bathroom. No I am not going crazy the bathroom really is my solution. when things are getting to hectic or plans change for the fifth time that day I just go in the bathroom lock the door and breath. In and out in and out until i'm calm and collected and then i go back out and try again. Mind you my home probably thinks i have bladder problems, but hey it works for now you should try it sometime.

Sucha Cutie!!!!

I wonder sometimes how some kids can just be so cute, I was walking this little gal around one day and she fell asleep in my arms she looked so peaceful just laying there I couldn't help but think how adorable it would be to have one of those for my own. Gotta love them right!!!