SUMMER TIME BLUES
By me
Well as all vacation must come to an end, mine just did. So now the summer time blues are setting in. fear boredom lack of inspiration, all these are symptoms of the dreaded disease. But I have found the cure. Instead of doing the things you do when you’re on vacation why not Wright about what you did. So that is what I tried to do, and this is what happened:
(Caution all or partially all contents of this …article are extremely exaggerated. Take all these stories with a pinch of salt and a shot of vodka.)
Vacation time, yippee!!! Time to surf the waves, ride the current and get very very tired. (Of course I mean rested.) My life seems to have taken a leap forward and my body feels ten years older (I mean younger.) so we arrive at our beautiful, shining and shimmering…. Camp ground… (Me to crew: Excuse me I thought it was supposed to be a resort or something not a camp ground. Crew to me: well we are trying to tell the story as it happened…Me: oh well that will have to do.)
So we arrive at our …. Wonderful campground… ( crew to me: it was a state park actually Me to crew I know that but they don’t need to know that crew to me: but you are supposed to tell it like it happened Me: fine) I mean our wonderful state park which is a campground but it is state park so you can’t camp in the campground but you can because it’s a camp ground…understand??? Any hue, so we arrive set up camp and… (Crew to me: don’t try and lie, tell the truth) … fine… and go… (Crew: to sleep.) (Me to Crew: you know you really are cramping my style, could you like shut it, savvy?) Well we wake up the next morning to a ripe and ready day. So we get up eat read and are off for a fun and exciting day at the beach. Well as the day goes surfing ten foot waves… playing ultimate Frisbee on burning hot sand…and wonder of all wonders getting very salty… though I have no idea how. (Crew to me yes you do me to crew: I said to shut it Crew: sorry) okay so we go back and yeah yeah it has rained and all our stuff got soaked. Crum an a half… so we rearrange… distribute precious dry bedding … and settle down for the night… when out of the night comes… a great big… (Crew to me: don’t even try it me to crew: oh come on just one little lie Crew: no me oh well)… comes a great big… rain cloud. So all our still dry stuff gets…soaked. Well life goes on and we enjoy another day at the beach… night falls…very wet people fall asleep… and wake the next morning to go to a…amusement park!!! Spend a day… exhausting themselves… get horse voices…sore muscles… and tired eyes. Go back sleep in rain and mud. And then go to beach and…. Play…mini golf. Woaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Spend last day rocking out and shouting balls… then go back spend night watching pirates and ships. The end comes all too quickly for our band of fun loving people and our vacation has ended. Or has it???