HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN

HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
(Ladies, you may want to take notes.)

He does not have a beer gut,He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet,He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is not stupid,He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He does not get lost all the time,He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He is not balding,He is in Follicle Regression.
He is not a cradle robber,He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk,He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not have his head up his butt,He suffers from Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
He is not short,He is Anatomically Compact.
He does not have a rich daddy,He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not constantly talk about cars,He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He does not have a hot body,He is Physically Combustible.
He is not unsophisticated,He is Socially Challenged.
He does not eat like a pig,He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He is not a bad dancer,He is Overly Caucasian.
He is not a sex machine,He is Romantically Automated.
He does not hog the blankets,He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig,He has Swine Empathy.
He does not undress you with his eyes,He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
He is not afraid of commitment,He is Monogamously Challenged.

Life or something like it

Golly golly gosh!!! Life is changing so fast, I'm in one of those thoughtful moods where you all of a sudden realize how much has changed. I just looked around me and realized things are really really diffrent. There's only three of us nine children left and the youngest is going to be a JETT thats almost scary. My baby brother is going to be a Jett and my other one just turned a Junior teen. My sisters are all moved or married and i'm the only girl left, not a fun position to be in I must tell you. I was looking through some old pictures and I found these really ugly dorky ones of me, I thought I'd post them for your viewing pleasure and to sorta liven this blog up.











Gosh I feel so beautiful ow that i look at these, HA HA HA HA!!!!

Prayer Works!

Thank you whoever prayed for me I am feeling much better the pain is almost completly gone! Its still a little painful and the top of my head and eyes still feel a little pressured but the pain is much less and at times none at all. Thank you so much for you prayer support, I love you!!!! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!! Please keep your prayer fires burning.

Thank You!

Dear Love,
I thank you for everything! I thank you for the tests that make me stronger! I thank you for the pain so that through it I become so much closer to you! I thank you for afflictions because through them I learn that I am nothing and you are everything! I thank you for what you see fit to bring my way because I am proud to know that I am worthy enough to suffer for your name! I thank you that through the darkness you shine like a beacon of light! I love you, and cannot express my thankfulness enough.

Prayer Request!

I am here to avail myself of some much needed prayer power. For the past week I've been getting these intense headaches, but there not just headaches they are this intense pressure on my head and top of my mouth. It is super painful and makes it really hard to think or do anyting. Please pray that I can find what is wrong and that the pain will complelty dissaper. Thanks so much, I love you all.

Never say to a cop.

>>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
>>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. (OK in Texas)
>>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
>>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>>8. I pay your salary!
>>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
>>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no Other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you Been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,” Gee Officer your Eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

An answer to him that asks.

Some one commented on my blog and the comment was less than tastefully, in fact it was infuirating. I deleted it just as I will do with any comments that involve any derogatary or negative spin on my life. I just wanna let anybody who may feel its their duty to inform me of what a "mistake" my life is that I am extremly HAPPY with my life. I am a full time 110% disciple of the family international and I am loving every minute of it. I will not nor wish to any time soon leave this life because I am fullfilled and excited doing what i'm doing this qoute sums up my feelings to a tee:


We're disciples. We're professional Christians who take our work for God seriously. We've devoted our lives to His service, to reaching the world with His message, to living His Word, to being a sample of full-time discipleship, to preaching the meaty Endtime message of the Words of David, to loving Him with all of our heart, soul, mind, body, and strength. That's what being a disciple in the Family is about--not movies, music, sex, drinking, Internet use, computer games, food, entertainment, fashion, free time, money, hanging out, etc. As disciples we get to partake of those things, but that's not supposed to be the most important aspect of Family life.
274. My profession, like that of thousands and thousands of other Family members, is discipleship. That's what I do, that's what I am, that's what I live for, that's what I'll die for. If tomorrow the Lord sends me to a place where there's no videos, no Internet, no music, no pleasures of this life, then I'll still serve Him, because I love Him and because that's what I'm committed to.
275. Discipleship is a tough profession. It requires a high standard in spirit and behavior. It requires forsaking all, obedience, yieldedness, and willingness to do the job even if everything isn't to your liking--even if nothing is to your liking! As a disciple, sometimes you have to carry on when everything and everyone seems to be against you, when you feel so down you don't see how you can last one more minute. On top of it, you have the Devil and his minions such as Lethargy, Pan, Bacchus, Selvegion and Apotheon (see ML #3400:169-187, GN 992) trying with all their might to convince you to give up, and if they can't get you to do that, then to compromise.
276. Discipleship is a hard profession. Not many take it up, and many of those who do, eventually give it up. Why? Because it's a difficult life. It's extremely rewarding, but at times extremely difficult. Even in Jesus' day, when the going got tough and the message got strong, "many of His disciples went back, and walked no more with Him" (John 6:66). When Jesus asked the 12 if they'd go too, Peter answered succinctly, with a powerful message as to why we are disciples, why we serve God every day, why we have chosen such a difficult profession: "Lord, to whom shall we go? Thou hast the words of eternal life. And we believe and are sure that Thou art that Christ, the Son of the living God" (John 6:68-69).
(Professionals, The [#3399])

That is exactly why I am here and that exactly what I will continue to be no matter what anyone else says I am and will always be a DISCIPLE.

The end of a hobby...

I am officially retireing http://www.teachmetime.blogspot.com/ it was my pet project for a whole of two weeks but it was a young lover and our relationship is over, goodbye my two week old blog....

I miss you already!

Well sam and maria have officially left our home, I am so sad. They were some very great people, they added a special bit to our home. They just left this morning and i'm not even home and I already miss them. Its funny how fast you can become attached to someone.

Sam and maria you guys were great, You filled a very big place in our home and I know we'll never be the same without you. when you guys first came i was leary about poeple who i didn't know at all, but now i can definitly say that I love you. I miss you guys lots and lots, Hope I'll meet up with you guys again some day. Give the kids my love and let them know i miss the little rascels. smoooches!!!! Sob Sob...

Randomness...

I warn you this will be a very random post, i am just posting for posting sake and not because i actually have any important words of wisdom to pass on to you. ( not that i ever do).

I was talking with someone the other day and some how we got on the subject of hobbies. It dawned on me that I do not have a hobby. Now this was not a new revalation to me I have tried many diffrent skills and ahve tried my upmost and very best to hone them but ti never really seems to stick. I tried guitar for a little bit but after I noticed an increasing need for ear doctors for my fellow home memebers I dropped that. I then tried key bored but after a few failed attempts to get my songs actually sounding like songs I gave up that as well. next on the list writing, but that ended in falure when I could never get past the first sentence in anything I tried to write. Next I tried knitting, but after using up a ball of yarn on what was supposed to be a scarf and ended up a ball of jumbled knots i accepted knitting was just not my forte. all that to say is i do not have a hobby, and i can not find one. whats a poor girl to do? Maybe i'll try sleeping or eating those are hobbies i could do with no poblem.

In other random thoughts give soemone a hug today, don't read this a walk away go right now and give someone a hug. Its certaintly a much more effective way to waste your time that just reading this post....

Like i said go give someone a hug what are you still reading this post for.....

you don't get it do you...

oka like pronto.

My new pet project!

I started a new blog called Teachers corner, It a blog I made for teachers to get ideas from other teachers as well as links to sites with resorces and what not. Check it out it still a work in progress but i'm pretty proud of it the link is http://www.teachmetime.blogspot.com/. enjoy!

Embarrssing moments.

The other I took our dog for a walk I walked him all through the neighborhood and then came back. I went in the kitchen and was getting some water when i noticed that the back of my pants felt kinda odd so I reached back and there was a huge rip going all the way down the back. HA HA HA!!! Of course me miss absent minded didn't notice it till after walking through the town. Well praise the lord, whatever it takes to keep me humble!!!

The Best Mom!

Happy Birthday Mommy!!! When I think of the word mommy I think of you, I don't think that there is a better mother in the whole world. Of course every kid probable thinks that of there parent, but to me you really are the BEST. Your always there when us kids need you, You always have an answer for us even if its not the one we want to hear. You have an enormus amount of paitience, and your full of love. I love you so much Mom!!! Lots of kisses and hugs from me to you, have a Happy birthday Mom.

My bathroom!

Everything is so up in the air right now in our home our schedule changes almost every week because of diffrent plans changing. People are moving and you know how hectic things can get when there are boxes and bags pilled up. Everyone is so worn out and tired,me ecspeacially. It seems I should be used to this since i've been through more moves in the past few years than in my whole life but I guess I never will get used to the confusion that reins supreme when changes happen. But I found the solution to my problem the other day, the bathroom. No I am not going crazy the bathroom really is my solution. when things are getting to hectic or plans change for the fifth time that day I just go in the bathroom lock the door and breath. In and out in and out until i'm calm and collected and then i go back out and try again. Mind you my home probably thinks i have bladder problems, but hey it works for now you should try it sometime.

Sucha Cutie!!!!

I wonder sometimes how some kids can just be so cute, I was walking this little gal around one day and she fell asleep in my arms she looked so peaceful just laying there I couldn't help but think how adorable it would be to have one of those for my own. Gotta love them right!!!