TA TA for a little while!!!!

Well you all in exactly 12 days wordstock IV will be taking place...I'm SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited but along with these wonderful events come....work. So in about four days I'll be off for a weekend of fundraising before wordstock so its TA TA for a little while until I see you all at wordstock, and if I don't see you I will wright you as soon as I get back. Love you!!!! --Tiffy.

On Box springs, falling out of windows, and such things!

Being in seclusion has done wonders for me and my partner in…seclusion. We have found such exciting hobbies that have never before been tested. Such as falling out windows…or pretending to at least. Let me recount to you exactly what I am talking about. It was lovely…blizzarddy morning with snow drifts pilling upon my bed artistically. Dew to the cold in our room our brains did not seem to be functioning properly…then again they never do. Suddenly I came up with the brilliant plan to get a box spring from our large barn for our artiscally snow pilled bed. Kat, who is my accomplice, refused adamantly due to the fact that her brain was working slightly more than mine, which only happens when the stars are properly aligned. Brons over took brains and we strolled out in the snow for our lovely expedition. We found our victim lying unsuspectingly beneath a mattress totally oblivious to the evil soon to befall it. We dragged and pushed and flipped and threw until we had uncovered our prey. Wahahahhahaha!!! We dragged it to the door where we pushed and shoved and finally came to the conclusion that there was no way that this box spring was going through that door. Kat promptly wanted to quit but I having my heart set on that box spring came up with the plan to drop it out the window. Kat promptly refused but I was determined so to the window that box spring went.
“It’s easy you just drop it out the window and I’ll catch it there’s nothing to it” I said. (Mind you this is a DOUBLE bed box spring made out of WOOD.)
“Oka, Here it comes…AHHHHHHH…I’m falling…WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.” Kat yelled as she held the box spring out the window.
“HA!!!! Hold it there I’m coming up.” I yelled back laughing hysterically.
I walked up to find Kat ten feet away from the and perfectly stable though she was yelling like a you know like a someone that is like yelling. (As Victoria would say.) I quickly took control of the situation.
“Go down and catch I’ll drop it.” I said. (Keep in mind that Kat is barely four feet and the box spring is over twice her size.)
Slowly I lowered it down all the while laughing at Kats screams that I would crush her.
“AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! No you are too clum.” As her mother would say.
The ending result was she caught it and half stumbled half dragged it back to the basement all the while double over in laughter!!!

A song I wrote.

Dear Jesus,
I ‘m here today on bended knee asking you to hold me
I do not know why I ask but I know I need you to hold me
Nothing in this world can offer comfort to me now
All I want is your arms around me
Please just hold me till the end of time

Everything else confuses me
I cannot understand or explain it
It all is so hard so difficult and strange
But I know that your touch can calm me

So I ask that you hold me
To the end all of all time
I ask you to hold me
Through the storms and trails tests
Through the good and the bad
Through every passing moment of my life

There are times that I push
There are times that I pry
There are times that I try all on my own
There are even times I curse your name

But no matter what happens in this life or the next
I know that you will be there to hold me

So I ask that you hold me
To the end of all time
I ask you to hold me
Through the storms and trails and test
I ask you to hold me
Through the good and the bad
Through every passing moment of my life

Please my dear Jesus
No matter what I say
All I want is for you to hold me
So Jesus please be mine

Happy Birthday!!!!

Dear Maggie and Celeste,
Happy Birthday!!! I know this is a bit early but I thought I should wish this to you before I forget. You guys are the weirdest, coolest, and totally hot chicks that I know. If I was going to pick any sisters (besides my own) I would pick you to mine. You guys are great you never to fail to make me laugh and all I can say is you’re really cool. Meeting you guys was one of those cool things that happen in life that you will always look back on with fond memories. So here’s to Mag’s and celest…SMOOOCH!!! Here are a few kisses and hugs on this wonderful day of birth XXXXOOOO…I love you!!!

Wordstock

Will everyone that is going to wordstock please comment here so that I can know whose going and who I can look forward to seeing. Love you all and hope to see you!!!!

Classic "Impossible" Qoutations

Classic "Impossible" Quotations
"I assure you that my resignation from being commissioner of the U.S. Patent Office is really of no great concern. Mankind has already achieved all of which it is capable. There will be no more inventions requiring patents."—Henry J. Ellsworth, 1844
"The telephone may be appropriate for our American cousins, but not here because we have an adequate supply of messenger boys."—British experts, 1876
"We have declined to buy the patent on Alexander Graham Bell's invention. The public cannot be trusted to master such complicated equipment."—Western Union, 1876
"That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them?"—President Rutherford Hayes after making a demonstration phone call, 1877
"Orville, humans will not be able to fly for another 50 years."—Wilbur Wright, 1901
"The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect."—Harper's Weekly, 1902
"You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married."—A modeling agency to Marilyn Monroe, 1944
"You ain't goin' nowhere, son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck."— Grand Ole Opry manager Jimmy Denny to Elvis Presley, 1954
"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."—Decca Records officials on turning down the Beatles, 1962
"You beat me the first time, but I'll beat you the next time because you've grown all you are going to grow … but I'm still growing!"—Sir Edmund Hillary to Mount Everest, 1952, one year before he and his Sherpa guide, Tenzing Norgay, became the first men to scale the world's highest peak
After reading these it kind of struck a cord in me, I was looking at all these people who said to those famous people it couldn’t be done but in the end they ended up succeeding. I was just thinking of all the times that we are told by the enemy that it’s impossible, that the goal we are shooting for is too high, that the result we are trying to obtain is too hard to reach. But all to often instead of ignoring him and going on to win we allow his doubts to deter us and to stop us from obtaining our goal. But is we would just call his spade and spade and tell him to high tail it out of here cause we’re going to make it whether he likes it or not we would end up winning so many times more. I don’t know it was just something I was thinking about.

Solider's Pledge

Soldier's Pledge
By Baptist Press (Excerpts of article)
I am a soldier, a prayer warrior, of the army of my God. The Lord Jesus Christ is my Commanding Officer. The Holy Bible is my code of conduct. Faith, Prayer and the Word are my weapons of warfare.
I have been taught by the Holy Spirit, trained by experience, tried by adversity, and tested by fire.
I am a volunteer in this army, and I am enlisted for eternity. I will either retire in this army at the Rapture or die in this Army; but I will not get out, sell out, be talked out. I am faithful, capable, and dependable.
If my God needs me, I am there.
I am a soldier, a prayer warrior. I am not a baby. I do not need to be pampered, petted, primed up, pumped up, picked up, or pepped up.
I am a soldier. No one has to call me, remind me, write me, visit me, entice me, or lure me.
I am a soldier. I am not a wimp. I am in place, saluting my King, obeying His orders, praising His name, and building His Kingdom!
I do not need to be cuddled, cradled, cared for, or catered to.
I am committed. I cannot have my feelings hurt bad enough to turn me around. I cannot be discouraged enough to turn me aside. I cannot lose enough to cause me to quit.
When Jesus called me into this army, I had nothing. If I end with nothing, I will still come out even. I will win. My God will supply all my needs. I am more than a conqueror. I will always triumph. I can do all things through Christ.
Devils cannot defeat me. People cannot disillusion me. Weather cannot weary me. Sickness cannot stop me. Battles cannot beat me. Money cannot buy me. Governments cannot silence me and hell cannot handle me.
I am a soldier. Even death cannot destroy me. For when my Commander calls me from this battlefield, He will promote me to a captain and then bring me back to rule this world with Him.
I am a soldier, a prayer warrior, in the army, and I'm marching, claiming victory. I will not give up. I will not turn around.
I am a soldier, a prayer warrior, marching Heaven-bound. Here I stand! Will you stand with me?

Gemni

Here’s a pic I found while looking for some pictures for my class on stars I though it was cool.

Sorry...again

Well again I must appoligize for not updating this more ooften I am very lazy when it comes to blogging and checking mail. But well it is human to err so I shall not berate myself over it well here's my yearly updating hope you enjoy it.

P.S. I will tyr and up date this with some more recent pictures soon i'm trying to get some so hold on i'll have them coming soon.