Christmas Thoughts!!!

Christmas provides a part for everyone to play:

* You can be a Mary: Be willing to be whatever God wants you to be.

* You can be a Joseph: Take God at His word even if you don't understand, and give His plan your best shot.

* You can be a shepherd: Get excited about the Good News, and tell as many people as you can.

* You can be a wise man: Worship Jesus, and give Him your most precious gifts.

* You can be a star: Reflect God's light and point the way to Jesus.

* You can be an angel: Loudly proclaim the good tidings.

*You can be the Baby Jesus: Lay down yourself to help others live.

Merry Christmas!!!

Well, tomorrow is christmas and since I'll probable be extremly busy with all the dinner preparations and all I thought I'd take this time to post some christmas pics and to wish you all a very happy CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS one and all!!!!

Thoughts!!!

Child by child we build our nation.

Many a boy is the kind of kid his mother tells him not to play with.

Children are poor mens riches.

Hugs!!!

Hugs
It's wondrous what a hug can do,
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love you so."Or,
"Oh, I'm sad to see you go."
A hug is, "Welcome back again!"And, "
Great to see you!" or,"Where've you been?"
A hug can soothe a small child's pain
And bring a rainbow after rain.

The hug!
There's just no doubt about it,
We scarcely could survive without it.
A hug delights and warms and charms;
It must be why God gave us arms!
Hugs are great for fathers and mothers,
Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers.A
nd chances are some favorite aunts
Love them more than potted plants.

Kittens crave them.
Puppies love them.
Heads of state are not above them.
A hug can break the language barrier,
And make the dullest day seem merrier.

No need to fret about the store of 'm,
The more you give,
The more there are of 'm.
So stretch those arms without delay
And give someone a hug today!

Baby girls!!!

A girl is a girl so frilly & sweet
You'd just like to hug her the moment you meet.
She's little pink ruffles & nylon & lace;
She's an innocent look on a little pink face.

She's ice cream & candy & pink birthday cake;
She's also the cookies she helped mother bake.

She's the one perfect nuisance to each little boy,
But she's daddy's own sweetheart, his pride & his joy.
She can pout, she can stomp, she can tease, she can cry,
But still she's his pet, the very apple of his eye.
She's kittens & everything cuddly & nice,
And sure she's a bit of God's own paradise.

Finally a New Baby!!!

Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Joan just had her baby a few hours ago, and its a.....( drum roll please)....A BOY!!! That's right folks its a B-O-Y boy. I'm so excited now I'm an aunt for the eigth time. Yeah, I can't wait to see it. Well Joan I love you!!! Come home soon we all want to see you and the new baby. Stay healthy I wish you the best. Muahhhhhh!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

Well, the christmas season began with a BANG the other day. Everyone left for ten days of fundraising, witnessing, and shows. So me and about four others are left here with the kids, pets, and house. Why do I get the feeling I'm being left out??? Ha Ha Ha!!! No, its great its so quiet I'm getting tons of work done. only ten days till christmas I can't wait. Time sems to be draging on and on and on. Why is it that when you wan time to go fast its seems to slow done to really slow turtle mode and when you want it to go slow it speeds up to turbo speed. Oh well Paitience tiff life will go at its pace to matter what you do. Love you all, Merry Christmas!!!

Peace in the midst of a storm!!!

" It was one of the worst days in my life; the washing machine broke down, the telephone kept ringing, my head ached, and the mail carrier brought a bill I had no money to pay. Almost to the breaking point, I lifted my one-year-old into his high chair, leaned my head against the chair, and began to cry. Without a word my son took his pacifier out of his mouth and stuck it in mine."

Why men die young...

"Watch out for that...wall."













" Is that a close shave or what."












"Watch your...Head."













" That is why guys should never lay in the middle of an unmowed lawn."

Now thats funny!!!

When i went to City Hall to renew my dogs license, I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex. He said "I'd like one too."
Then I said, "But this ones a don." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand I've had Sex since I was nine years old."
He winked at me and siad, " You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honey-moon, I took my dog with me. I told the hotel Clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex."
He said, "You don't need a special room for sex, as long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do."
I said, " look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
The Clerk said, " Funny, I have the same problem."
Well, one day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competetion began the dog got loose and ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking disspointed. I told him I planned to have Sex in the contest.
He said, "Wonderful, if you sell tickets you'll clean up."
"But you don't understand," I said, "I want to have sex on TV."
He said, "They alread have that on cable, its no big deal anymore."
Well, my wife and I decided to seperate. So we went to court to fght for custody of the dog."
I said to the judge, " Your honor, I had sex before I was married."
The judge said, "The court is not a confessional, please stick to the facts."
Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Well, last night Sex ran away again, I spent hours looking all over for him. A cop came up to me and said, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 am?" I said, " I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up on Friday...