Never say to a cop.

>>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
>>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. (OK in Texas)
>>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
>>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>>8. I pay your salary!
>>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
>>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no Other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you Been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,” Gee Officer your Eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"